Monologues from Musicals

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act 2, Scene 6A

First Line: “I’m standing before you this morning with a very troubled heart.”

Last Line: “Please join me in asking our Lord to guide and protect our children.”

Libretto: Dramatic Publishing➝

Location: Act 1, Scene 5 (p. 48)

First Line: “Mr. and Mrs. Parker, your extraordinary son Ralph has written…”

Last Line: “…my prize A plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus student.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Scene I, Page 10

First Line: “I would like – if I may – to take you on a strange journey.”

Last Line: “It was a night out they were to remember for a very – long – time.”

Libretto: Amazon➝

Location: Act I (p. 53)

First Line: “Mr. Todd. I’ve paced Fleet Street a dozen times…”

Last Line: “A thousand blessings to you both!”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act 2, Scene 5

First Line: “I just wanted to say a few words…”

Last Line: “…the way it’s always been and that’s the way it should be now. Thank you.”

Libretto: MTI (Request Perusal)➝

Location: Act 1, Scene 1 (p. 21)

First Line: “No! I guess you could call it that.”

Last Line: “Oh! Here – “

Libretto: MTI (Request Perusal)➝

Location: Act I, Scene I (p. 20)

First Line: “When I was a young man about to go out into the world…”

Last Line: “I will bet you…you do not know the color of your necktie you have on.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act 1, Scene 6

First Line: “Ha ha – Funny thing happened at the counter today…”

Last Line: “He coulda had a sundae – nineteen cents.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Scene 9 (Noel’s Bumper)

First Line: “I’ve seen the movie Blue Angel about a billion and one times…”

Last Line: “I was a sexual provocateur and a novelist, who never wrote a novel.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Page 73

First Line: “Caption”

Last Line: “You succumbing to a rare moment of physical contact with me.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Page 119-120

First Line: “Oh, Zach, I didn’t mind not being part of your work.”

Last Line: “I’m doing it for me. Who are you doing it for?”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act 2, Scene 1 (p. 90)

First Line: “Maybe I will. Shore I’ll talk to him. I’ll say,…”

Last Line: “Then I’ll jest say … Frank!”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act 1, Scene 8

First Line: “Baby, that’s my gate, and I make sure nobody gets through it…”

Last Line: “I eat your heart, Baby. HAH-HAH-HAH!”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Page 35

First Line: “Well, to begin with, I come from this quasi-middle-upper …”

Last Line: “… luckily I didn’t paint the soles of his feet.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act 1, Scene 10

First Line: “All the picture are almost gone…”

Last Line: “I lose this and she’ll be gone forever.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act II, Scene II (p. 95)

First Line: “Hill 700 was this big hill…”

Last Line: “I’m sorry”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Scene 14B (Ricky’s Bumper)

First Line: “Ricky Potts, born June 5th.”

Last Line: “I give you the fantasia of Richard Potts, the most imaginative boy in town.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Prologue

First Line: “It’s not like you left it, Martha.”

Last Line: “In God’s name … and in your memory, I promise.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act 1, Scene 1 (p. 15)

First Line: “Fred Casely, How could he be a burglar?”

Last Line: “Boy, what a sap I was!”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act 1, Scene 1 (1-1-3)

First Line: “Now gentlemen, after all we’re here to pay homage to Martin…”

Last Line: “I head the list with twenty eight cents.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act 2, Scene 6

First Line: “We both are. You and me.”

Last Line: “And I can’t stand still.”

Libretto: Dramatic Publishing➝

Location: Act 2, Scene 8 (p. 114)

First Line: “Back in those days you never asked yourself, “Do my parents love me?”

Last Line: “Thanks for listening. Merry Christmas.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act I, Scene IA

First Line: “This, in case you don’t know, is called a cassette.”

Last Line: “My life in vinyl.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Scene 12A (Mischa’s Bumper)

First Line: “Yo! I want to talk about feeling.”

Last Line: “Auto-tune will never die. Hit the beat.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act 1, Scene 3 (p. 51)

First Line: “Yes, well, speaking like a gentleman is one thing…”

Last Line: “Don’t slouch, don’t sulk and, above all, don’t lose your self-control.”

Libretto: MTI (Request Perusal)➝

Location: Act 1, Scene 2 (p. 17)

First Line: “Well, whadda ya know! It’s that special time of year again…”

Last Line: “…we hope you enjoy our little musical proffering.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act I, Scene 4 (p. 20)

First Line: “The train had stopped, I remember that.”

Last Line: “That was the name of it. Oh, Desert.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act I, Scene 8 (p. 64)

First Line: “Michael’s buried in someplace called Manila.”

Last Line: “Then you can walk me home, Donny Nova.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Scene 6 (Ocean’s Bumper)

First Line: “Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg, born December 22nd”

Last Line: “Ocean ’Connell Rosenberg… the most successful girl in town.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Page 35

First Line: “I was in a bookstore.”

Last Line: “And then, and then, it’s now. Hi.”

Libretto: MTI (Request Perusal)➝

Location: Act 2, Scene 7 (p. 112)

First Line: “Oh, it’s no use, we might as well come clean.”

Last Line: “We kidnapped Mr. Hart and threw him in the back of my Buick.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act 1, Scene 1B

First Line: “I took the long way to church this morning…”

Last Line: “…we must ask ourselves: “Have I done the right thing?””

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act 2, Scene 6 (p. 89)

First Line: “I Think the spell is working in the house too.”

Last Line: “I am well!”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act 1, Scene 1 (1-1-2)

First Line: “Gentlemen, before we get too boiled, there are a few things I want to say…”

Last Line: “…now there’s nothing left for you to do but to die!”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Scene #1 (p. 1)

First Line: “Have you seen the moon tonight?”

Last Line: “But I’ve got to start somewhere, so I’ll start right here.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act I, Scene 3 (p. 24)

First Line: “You know the work I’ve put into this show?”

Last Line: “It’s the W.P.A., kids, they’re tearing down the theatre.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act 2, Scene 4

First Line: “I am the voice of the river, trapped forever.”

Last Line: “…I wish to save you, as he could not be saved.”

Libretto: MTI (Request Perusal)➝

Location: Scene 16 (p. 61)

First Line: “I … I am Mademoiselle Ti Moune.”

Last Line: “Ti Moune is waiting for him.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Act 2, Scene 9

First Line: “Nick, I was just saying what I thought I ought to say.”

Last Line: “That’s what I’m going to remember.”

Libretto: Concord Theatricals➝

Location: Page 63

First Line: “He bought that old shell of a house out on route 150.”

Last Line: “Of course I learned later that this man had been your father’s lover.”