Audition Songs for The Theory of Relativity – By Vocal Type
Last Updated: January, 2026
When considering audition songs for The Theory of Relativity, it’s fitting to choose an introspective song from contemporary musical theatre repertoire that aligns with the show’s tone and suits your vocal type. Always refer to the audition notice for specific guidelines.
Because The Theory of Relativity premiered in 2014, the audition songs below are drawn from musicals between the 2000s and 2020s. Each one has been carefully hand-picked and reviewed by a musical theatre professional to ensure fit and audition readiness.
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Step 1: Review Audition Info
Please read your audition details carefully, as they sometimes specify the type of song they’d like to hear (a ballad, something uptempo, etc.). Make sure to select a song that’s appropriate for your specific casting call.
Step 2: Study the Show
Before auditioning, you should get familiar with the show, and listening to the cast album is a great way to do that. Here’s where you can learn more about The Theory of Relativity.
Step 3: Pick an Audition Song
Before choosing a song, find your voice type and range using the Vocal Guide.
When you’re ready, choose a song from below that best fits your voice and comfort level.
The Audition Songs
Altos
“Annie’s Party” – Fugitive Songs
“Say the Word” – The Mad Ones
“Spring Cleaning” – Fugitive Songs
“The Girl Who Drove Away” – The Mad Ones
“This Time” – Now. Here. This.
Baritones
“Danny & Andrew” – We Aren’t Kids Anymore
“Favorite Places” – Ordinary Days
“I Think I Like Her” – Summer of ’42
“It Just Wasn’t Meant to Happen” – Calvin Berger
“Seeing You” – Groundhog Day
Basses
“Adrian” – Rocky
“Mrs. Remington” – The Story of My Life
“Something About Her” – Pretty Woman
“What Would You Do?” – If/Then
“We Look to You” – The Prom
Contras
“Don’t Wanna Be Here” – Ordinary Days
“Grow” – The Great British Bake Off Musical
“It Means Beautiful” – Everybody’s Talking About Jamie
“Let Things Go” – Ordinary Days
“On the Edge” – We Aren’t Kids Anymore
Mezzos/Sopranos
“Don’t Say Another Word” – Next Thing You Know
“I Could Go Back” – Fugitive Songs
“Losing Track of Time” – Summer of ’42
“On and On and On” – We Aren’t Kids Anymore
“Remember This” – The Mad Ones
Tenors
“Archer” – Now. Here. This.
“As Good As I Get” – Next Thing You Know
“Caralee” – 35mm: A Musical Exhibition
“Enjoy the Trip” – Bring It On
“You Never Know” – If/Then
Step 4: Select a Monologue
If requested, here are a few audition monologues for The Theory of Relativity:
• “It’s Best” from Elsewhere
• “Mom, Dad and a Bad Idea (#1)” in The Best Men’s Monologues from New Plays, 2019➝
• “Star Trek Convention➝” in Heart of Hearing➝ (Josh)
• “That’s All I Got➝” from Other Desert Cities (Trip)
• “The Whiz” in Audition Arsenal for Women in Their 20s➝
Final Step: Audition Prep
Once you’ve chosen your song, it’s time to start preparing! Grab your FREE Audition Prep Checklist and Stamp Cards to stay organized and motivated for your upcoming auditions!
The Theory of Relativity Song List
Here’s a list of the musical numbers in The Theory of Relativity. Unless you have been asked to, do not choose from the below songs for your audition! The following is more intended to be used for research purposes.
* That said, if you’ve specifically been asked to sing a song from the show, you can find the sheet music for the best possible audition songs below.
“Person A”
“Relativity”
“Pi (Part 1)”
“The End of the Line”
“Great Expectations”
“Relativity (Reprise 1)”
“Pi (Part 2)”
“Lipstick”
“Apples & Oranges”
“Me & Ricky”
“Pi (Part 3)” / “Relativity (Reprise 2)”
“Relative Pitch”
“Person A (Reprise)”
“Nothing Without You”
Want more songs? Check out these DIY Rep Books for EVERY vocal type!
Author: Stacy Karyn
Stacy Karyn is the founder of Theatre Trip and the author of The Thespian’s Bucket List. She is also the creator of The Cast Album List. Her background includes a BA in Theatre, a TESOL Drama certificate, and professional experience in Broadway and Off-Broadway theaters.
