Musical-Specific Audition Songs

The Best Audition Songs for The Toxic Avenger – by Character

Do you have an upcoming audition for The Toxic Avenger? Well unless you have specifically been asked to sing a song from the show that you’re auditioning for, it’s generally best not to. That said, you should still show off similar vocals and personality. So here’s our list of audition songs for The Toxic Avenger, broken down by character.

Since The Toxic Avenger is a 2000s musical, the following songs are from shows between the 2000s – 2020s. There are also lots of comedic selections below to match the musical’s style.

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Step 1: Read your audition details

Please read your audition details carefully, as they sometimes specify the type of song they’d like to hear (a ballad, something uptempo, etc.). Make sure to select a song that’s appropriate for your specific casting call.

Step 2: Study the show

Before auditioning, you should get familiar with the show, and listening to the cast album is a great way to do that. Here’s where you can learn more about The Toxic Avenger.

Step 3: Pick an audition song

Next, based on your personality and vocal type, decide whether you’d like to audition for the ensemble or a specific character. Just keep in mind that if you audition for a specific character, you still might not be chosen for that particular role.

There’s usually a spot on the audition form asking if you are open to being in the ensemble or accepting a different role. I would suggest ticking that box and taking whatever you are offered. Every role is important, and you will earn valuable experience in a show.

And on that same note, even if you audition for the ensemble (rather than a specific character), there’s always a chance of being cast in a leading or supporting role!

To summarize, keep an open mind and try not to take the process too seriously. And when you’re ready, decide which character you’d like to audition for. And finally, choose a suitable song from the list below!


Friki-Friki” – Honeymoon in Vegas

The History of Wrong Guys” – Kinky Boots

No Reason” – Beetlejuice

What I Know Now” – Beetlejuice [in your natural accent]


In Love With You” – First Date

Kick Me” – Now. Here. This.

Man Up” – The Book of Mormon

Rise Above 1” – Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark

* This is a very ensemble-heavy show with only five roles and lots of doubling. Every role is important! So just pick the song your most comfortable with below.

Ensemble (Altos)

Die Vampire, Die!” – [title of show]

Evil” – The Witches of Eastwick

The Lady’s Improving” – The Prom

Ensemble (Basses/Baritones)

Love Sneaks In” – Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Purpose” – Avenue Q

Please Send Me Someone” – Young Frankenstein

Ensemble (Contras)

Bouncing Off the Walls” – Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark

Deep Love” – Young Frankenstein

He Vas My Boyfriend” – Young Frankenstein

Psst… Here’s where you can find out your vocal type!

Ensemble (Mezzos/Sopranos)

Allison’s Theme #1” – First Date

It’s a Privilege to Pee” – Urinetown

Saturday Night In The City” – The Wedding Singer

Ensemble (Tenors)

I’m Too Hot for You” – School of Rock

The Whole ‘Being Dead’ Thing” – Beetlejuice

When I Climb to the Top of Mount Rock” – School of Rock

Step 4: Select a monologue

If requested, here are a few audition monologues for The Toxic Avenger:

• “MacKenzie #1” in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s➝

• “Mayor of the 85th Floor (San Diego)” in The Best Men’s Monologues from New Plays, 2019➝

• “Office Hour” in The Best Men’s Monologues from New Plays, 2019➝

• “The Dead Deportee” in Audition Arsenal for Women in Their 20s➝

• “The Bold, the Young, and the Murdered” in Audition Monologues for Young Men➝

Final Step: Prepare for your audition

After collecting your materials and getting familiar with the show, it’s time to move forward with the actual preparation. If you’re in need of some guidance on this step, you can always go through this FREE audition prep checklist!

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The Toxic Avenger Song List

Here’s a list of the musical numbers in The Toxic Avenger, along with which characters sing in each of them. Unless you have been asked to, do not choose from the below songs for your audition! The following is more intended to be used for character research purposes.

* That said, if you’ve specifically been asked to sing a song from the show, you can find the sheet music for the best possible audition songs below.

Act 1:

“Who Will Save New Jersey?” – Melvin, Company

“Jersey Girl” – Mayor, Ensemble

“Get the Geek” –  Ensemble

“Kick Your Ass” – Toxie

My Big French Boyfriend” – Sarah

Thank God She’s Blind” – Toxie

Choose Me, Oprah!” – Ensemble

“Hot Toxic Love” – Toxie, Sarah

Act 2:

“The Legend of the Toxic Avenger” – Toxie, Ensemble

Evil Is Hot” – Ensemble

You Tore My Heart Out” – Toxie

“All Men Are Freaks” – Ensemble

“Hot Toxic Love (Reprise)” – Sarah

“A Brand New Day in New Jersey” – Toxie, Sarah, Company

Which of these audition songs for The Toxic Avenger did you choose?

And what role are you auditioning for? We would love to hear all about it in the comments! And in the meantime, you can check out our database of best audition songs for other musicals.

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Stacy Karyn, Author of Audition Songs for The Toxic Avenger.
Author: Stacy Karyn

Stacy Karyn is the founder of Theatre Trip, author of The Thespian’s Bucket List, and creator of The Cast Album List. She has a TESOL drama certificate, a BA in theatre, and has worked and interned with Broadway and Off-Broadway theaters.


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