The Best Audition Songs for The Toxic Avenger – By Character

When considering audition songs for The Toxic Avenger, it’s fitting to choose a character-driven song from contemporary musical theatre repertoire that aligns with the tone of the show and suits your vocal type. Always refer to the audition notice for specific guidelines.

Because The Toxic Avenger premiered in 2008, the audition songs below are drawn from musicals between the 2000s and 2020s. Each one has been carefully hand-picked and reviewed to ensure it matches the show’s style.

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Step 1: Review Audition Info

Please read your audition details carefully, as they sometimes specify the type of song they’d like to hear (a ballad, something uptempo, etc.). Make sure to select a song that’s appropriate for your specific casting call.

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Step 2: Study the Show

Before auditioning, you should get familiar with the show, and listening to the cast album is a great way to do that. Here’s where you can learn more about The Toxic Avenger.

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Step 3: Pick an Audition Song

Before choosing a song, find your voice type and range using the Vocal Guide.

Based on your personality and vocal type, decide whether to audition for the ensemble or a specific character. Whatever you choose, try to stay open to other casting possibilities.

When you’re ready, choose a song from below that best fits your voice and style.

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Audition Songs for The Toxic Avenger

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Sarah

“Friki-Friki” – Honeymoon in Vegas

“The History of Wrong Guys” – Kinky Boots

“No Reason” – Beetlejuice

“What I Know Now” – Beetlejuice [in your natural accent]

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Melvin/Toxie

“In Love With You” – First Date

“Kick Me” – Now. Here. This.

“Man Up” – The Book of Mormon

“Rise Above 1” – Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark

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* This is an ensemble-heavy show with only five roles and lots of doubling. Every role is important! So just pick the song your most comfortable with below.

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Ensemble (Altos)

“Die Vampire, Die!” – [title of show]

“Evil” – The Witches of Eastwick

“The Lady’s Improving” – The Prom

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Ensemble (Basses/Baritones)

“Love Sneaks In” – Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

“Purpose” – Avenue Q

“Please Send Me Someone” – Young Frankenstein

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Ensemble (Contras)

“Bouncing Off the Walls” – Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark

“Deep Love” – Young Frankenstein

“He Vas My Boyfriend” – Young Frankenstein

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Ensemble (Mezzos/Sopranos)

“Allison’s Theme #1” – First Date

“It’s a Privilege to Pee” – Urinetown

“Saturday Night In The City” – The Wedding Singer

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Ensemble (Tenors)

“I’m Too Hot for You” – School of Rock

“The Whole ‘Being Dead’ Thing” – Beetlejuice

“When I Climb to the Top of Mount Rock” – School of Rock

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Step 4: Select a Monologue

If requested, here are a few audition monologues for The Toxic Avenger:

• “A Startling Discovery” from Bat Boy

• “A Strange Journey” from The Rocky Horror Show

• “Certain Perils” – A Fine Monster You Are!

• “Eat Your Heart” from Jasper in Deadland

• “MacKenzie #1” in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s➝

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Step 5: Audition Prep

Choosing the right song is just the beginning! Strong preparation helps you walk into the room with confidence and ready to show what you can do.

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The Toxic Avenger Song List

Here’s a list of the musical numbers in The Toxic Avenger, along with which characters sing in each of them. Unless you have been asked to, do not choose from the below songs for your audition! The following is more intended to be used for character research purposes.

* That said, if you’ve specifically been asked to sing a song from the show, you can find the sheet music for the best possible audition songs below.

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Act 1:

“Who Will Save New Jersey?” – Melvin, Company

“Jersey Girl” – Mayor, Ensemble

“Get the Geek” –  Ensemble

“Kick Your Ass” – Toxie

“My Big French Boyfriend” – Sarah

“Thank God She’s Blind” – Toxie

“Choose Me, Oprah!” – Ensemble

“Hot Toxic Love” – Toxie, Sarah

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Act 2:

“The Legend of the Toxic Avenger” – Toxie, Ensemble

“Evil Is Hot” – Ensemble

“You Tore My Heart Out” – Toxie

“All Men Are Freaks” – Ensemble

“Hot Toxic Love (Reprise)” – Sarah

“A Brand New Day in New Jersey” – Toxie, Sarah, Company

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