The Best Audition Songs for The Toxic Avenger – by Character
Do you have an upcoming audition for The Toxic Avenger? Well unless you have specifically been asked to sing a song from the show that you’re auditioning for, it’s generally best not to. That said, you should still show off similar vocals and personality. So here’s our list of audition songs for The Toxic Avenger, broken down by character.
Since The Toxic Avenger is a contemporary musical, the following songs are from contemporary shows as well. In addition, there are lots of spooky, comedic, and rock vibes below in order to match the style of the show.
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Step 1: Read your audition details
Please read your audition details carefully, as they sometimes specify the type of song they’d like to hear (a ballad, something uptempo, etc.). Make sure to select a song that’s appropriate for your specific casting call.
Step 2: Get to know the show
In casting calls, they often ask for you to be “familiar with the show”. And even if it’s not requested, it’s generally assumed. One way to do this is to read through the synopsis and listen to the music samples➝.
Step 3: Pick an audition song
Next, based on your personality and vocal type, decide whether you’d like to audition for the ensemble or a specific character. Just keep in mind that if you audition for a specific character, you still might not be chosen for that particular role.
There’s usually a spot on the audition form asking if you are open to being in the ensemble or accepting a different role. I would suggest ticking that box and taking whatever you are offered. Every role is important, and you will earn valuable experience in a show.
And on that same note, even if you audition for the ensemble (rather than a specific character), there’s always a chance of being cast in a leading or supporting role!
To summarize, keep an open mind and try not to take the process too seriously. And when you’re ready, decide which character you’d like to audition for. And finally, choose a suitable song from the list below!
Sarah
“Friki-Friki” – Honeymoon in Vegas
“The History of Wrong Guys” – Kinky Boots
“No Reason” – Beetlejuice
“What I Know Now” – Beetlejuice [in your natural accent]
Melvin/Toxie
“In Love With You” – First Date
“Kick Me” – Now. Here. This.
“Man Up” – The Book of Mormon
“Somebody Kill Me” – The Wedding Singer
* This is a very ensemble-heavy show with only five roles and lots of doubling. Every role is important! So just pick the song your most comfortable with below.
Ensemble (Altos)
“Die Vampire, Die!” – [title of show]
“Evil” – The Witches of Eastwick
“The Lady’s Improving” – The Prom
Ensemble (Basses/Baritones)
“Love Sneaks In” – Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
“Purpose” – Avenue Q
“Please Send Me Someone” – Young Frankenstein
Ensemble (Contras)
“Deep Love” – Young Frankenstein
“He Vas My Boyfriend” – Young Frankenstein
“Rise Above 1” – Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark
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Ensemble (Mezzos/Sopranos)
“Allison’s Theme #1” – First Date
“It’s a Privilege to Pee” – Urinetown
“Saturday Night In The City” – The Wedding Singer
Ensemble (Tenors)
“I’m Too Hot for You” – School of Rock
“The Whole ‘Being Dead’ Thing” – Beetlejuice
“When I Climb to the Top of Mount Rock” – School of Rock
Step 4: Select a monologue
If requested, here are a few audition monologues for The Toxic Avenger:
• “MacKenzie #1” in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s➝
• “Mayor of the 85th Floor (San Diego)” in The Best Men’s Monologues from New Plays, 2019➝
• “Office Hour” in The Best Men’s Monologues from New Plays, 2019➝
• “The Dead Deportee” in Audition Arsenal for Women in Their 20s➝
• “The Bold, the Young, and the Murdered” in Audition Monologues for Young Men➝
Final Step: Prepare for your audition
After collecting your materials and getting familiar with the show, it’s time to move forward with the actual preparation. If you’re in need of some guidance on this step, you can always go through this FREE audition prep checklist!
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The Toxic Avenger Song List
Here’s a list of the musical numbers in The Toxic Avenger, along with which characters sing in each of them. Unless you have been asked to, do not choose from the below songs for your audition! The following is more intended to be used for character research purposes.
* That said, if you’ve specifically been asked to sing a song from the show, you can find the sheet music for the best possible audition songs below.
Act 1:
“Who Will Save New Jersey?” – Melvin, Company
“Jersey Girl” – Mayor, Ensemble
“Get the Geek” – Ensemble
“Kick Your Ass” – Toxie
“My Big French Boyfriend” – Sarah
“Thank God She’s Blind” – Toxie
“Choose Me, Oprah!” – Ensemble
“Hot Toxic Love” – Toxie, Sarah
Act 2:
“The Legend of the Toxic Avenger” – Toxie, Ensemble
“Evil Is Hot” – Ensemble
“You Tore My Heart Out” – Toxie
“All Men Are Freaks” – Ensemble
“Hot Toxic Love (Reprise)” – Sarah
“A Brand New Day in New Jersey” – Toxie, Sarah, Company
Which of these audition songs for The Toxic Avenger did you choose?
And what role are you auditioning for? We would love to hear all about it in the comments! And in the meantime, you can check out our database of best audition songs for other musicals.
Need extra help? Just go through this free audition prep checklist!
Author: Stacy Karyn
Stacy Karyn is the founder of Theatre Trip, author of The Thespian’s Bucket List, and creator of The Cast Album List. She has a TESOL drama certificate, a BA in theatre, and has worked and interned with Broadway and Off-Broadway theaters.